Episode 31 (S02E05)

The episode kicks off with a lighthearted joke and a nod to Anzac Day featuring a humorous image. It then shifts focus to various contestants from Big Brother Australia 2007. Next, a sketch from The Chaser’s pilot for Channel Nine brings laughs with a surprise ad for Coles, described as a "totally brilliant supermarket," followed by a comedic stunt featuring John Howard proclaiming his fondness for Work Choices. In a segment titled "What We’ve Learned From Current Affairs This Week," the show highlights "A Current Affair" for its exclusivity and excellence. Additional skits include Mr. Darcy attempting to charm a woman, a musical number about needing a hammer, and a playful dance with Kerry-Anne. The episode also features a sketch about the Logie Orchestra's everyday life and a humorous take on famous landmarks being misidentified as Australian. Another segment humorously lists "Menaces to Society" in current affairs, followed by an ad encouraging viewers to ground JetStar.