Weaning Isn't Everything (S01E02)
At the park, Greg, Kim, Jimmy, and Christine are taken aback when they see a mother nursing her toddler, who is already walking and talking. Greg questions what the ideal age is to stop breastfeeding. Kim believes one year is sufficient and recalls how eager she was to finish nursing, but later that night, she yells at Greg to leave the baby's room when he discovers her still nursing Sam. Greg suspects she can't let go of her son, but Kim admits her motivation is to maintain her voluptuous figure. After trying unsuccessfully to transition Sam to bottles, Greg is at his wit's end until Jimmy shares a prank he used on his kids by dressing up as Christine and pretending to be their mother. Surprisingly, it works, but Greg soon learns that Jimmy was just joking. The following evening, Kim...