Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (1) (S03E10)
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders join the crew for a charity event benefiting an orphanage in Acapulco. One cheerleader seeks assistance from her friends to fend off a relentless admirer who has followed her aboard the ship. Meanwhile, another cheerleader's mother mistakenly suspects that her daughter is trying to take her boyfriend. A man who has been deceiving his boss about having a family hires actors to impersonate his relatives for the company's "family cruise," complicating his budding romance with one of the cheerleaders. Additionally, a divorcing couple schemes to steal a valuable gem hidden in a lamp that keeps changing hands among the crew. Lastly, a renowned dancer and actress assisting with the charity repeatedly turns down Captain Stubing's invitation to perform, frustrated by the presence of her ex-fiancé, a notorious theater critic.