Pilot (S01E01)

Stan Smith employs his CIA expertise to assist his 13-year-old son Steve in securing both the class president role and the affections of the most popular girl, Lisa Silver. However, when Steve becomes intoxicated by his newfound power, Stan must intervene to restore order. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan rescued from Area 51, lends a hand to 18-year-old Hayley with her school assignment. In exchange, she treats him to a stash of junk food to satisfy his cravings. Unfortunately, a binge on Chocodiles leads to a sugar crash that prevents him from finishing one of her papers, leaving Hayley to salvage the situation. Meanwhile, Klaus, the goldfish with a human brain, pines for Francine, but his only intimate encounter with her is during the spin cycle of her sports bra.