A Mess Sergeant Can't Win (S02E09)
S02E09
Tired of constantly being outsmarted by Bilko, Mess Sgt. Ritzik decides to leave the army, having stashed away $400 to start his own snack bar. In response, Bilko hatches a scheme to return all the money he has won from Ritzik, hoping to prevent his departure and keep their rivalry alive.
Show
The Phil Silvers Show
Episode
S02E09
Air Date
Nov 13, 1956
Season 2 Episodes
S02E01
Platoon in the Movies
S02E02
It's For The Birds
S02E03
Bilko Goes To College
S02E04
The Girl From Italy
S02E05
The Face On The Recruiting Poster
S02E06
Bilko's War Against Culture
S02E07
The Song Of The Motor Pool
S02E08
Bilko's Engagement
S02E09
A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
S02E10
Doberman's Sister
S02E11
Where There's A Will
S02E12
Bilko's Tax Trouble
S02E13
Mink Incorporated
S02E14
Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
S02E15
Bilko Gets Some Sleep
S02E16
The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
S02E17
Love That Guardhouse
S02E18
Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
S02E19
Bilko Goes To Monte Carlo
S02E20
Bilko Enters Politics
S02E21
Bilko's Television Idea
S02E22
The Son Of Bilko
S02E23
Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
S02E24
Bilko's Black Magic
S02E25
Bilko Goes South
S02E26
Bilko Goes Around The World
S02E27
The Mess Hall Mess
S02E28
The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
S02E29
Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
S02E30
Bilko the Marriage Broker
S02E31
Bilko Acres
S02E32
The Big Scandal
S02E33
Bilko's Perfect Day
S02E34
The Colonel Breaks Par
S02E35
Show Segments
S02E36
His Highness Doberman