That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (S02E22)
S02E22
Evelyn surprises Alan with a flashy new sports car, prompting Charlie to joke that his brother has made a deal with the Devil. The following day, Evelyn demands that Alan join her on a blind double date with her new boyfriend and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan discovers that his mother and her date won't be joining them due to a mix-up involving his heart medication and Viagra—she didn’t want to let it go to waste. Left alone with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from rehab and a bit unpredictable, Alan eventually manages to get her back to the beach house. However, she unexpectedly takes off in his new car, sparking a wild televised police chase.
Show
Pink Collar Crimes
Episode
S02E22
Air Date
May 09, 2005
Season 2 Episodes
S02E01
Back Off, Mary Poppins
S02E02
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S02E03
A Bag Full of Jawea
S02E04
Go Get Mommy's Bra
S02E05
Bad News from the Clinic?
S02E06
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S02E07
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
S02E08
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
S02E09
Yes, Monsignor
S02E10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
S02E11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
S02E12
A Lungful of Alan
S02E13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
S02E14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
S02E15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
S02E16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
S02E17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
S02E18
It Was Mame, Mom
S02E19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
S02E20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
S02E21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
S02E22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
S02E23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
S02E24
Does This Smell Funny to You?