Gift of the Magnovox (S01E02)

After losing the battle for one of the three VCRs in his divorce from Jennifer—even the one that needs the "play" button held down—Jack decides to sell his car to an elderly woman and treats himself to a new one. Mr. Floppy is thrilled at the prospect of watching adult films (Natural Born Hooters). However, Jennifer is frustrated because it’s their first anniversary post-breakup, and Jack completely forgets about it. She invites him over for dinner and manipulates him into swapping gifts. Jack gifts her the new VCR while she hands him the outdated one. Mr. Floppy is furious with Jack for giving away the new VCR, prompting Jack to make the mop and pizza box talk to prove he doesn't need Mr. Floppy’s approval.