Guard Almighty (S01E11)

Hilton is eager to tackle crime as a new security guard, but he soon discovers that his role is more akin to that of a doorman. After graduating at the top of his security training class, he begins his assignment at an upscale apartment complex, brimming with enthusiasm. However, he quickly realizes that the job involves unexpected tasks, like managing energetic kids in the lobby and walking residents' dogs. Just when he thinks it can't get any more mundane, a robber breaks in during the World Champion New York Yankees celebration party, attended by manager Joe Torre and pitcher David Cone—who must first convince the overly enthusiastic Hilton of their identities.