Elaine's Strange Triangle (S03E04)

At Mario's, Elaine vents her frustrations about her romantic life when a charming guy named Kirk steps in. Tony takes it upon himself to play Cupid, and before long, Elaine and Kirk are happily dating. However, Kirk confides in Tony that he has feelings for someone else—Tony himself! Although Tony isn’t gay and wants to spare Elaine any heartbreak, he shares this news with Alex, who reluctantly agrees to join him and Kirk at a gay bar to help defuse the situation. When Alex arrives early, he feels anxious, but Kirk reassures him that he’s already let Elaine down gently. Just as Alex starts to relax, a big guy invites him to dance, and he finds himself swept onto the dance floor. In a chaotic moment, he ends up dancing on the bar, just as Tony walks in.